Idiots Every Day
“I have long known that it is part of God's plan for me to spend a little time with each of the most stupid people on earth.” -Bill Bryson
Sunday, July 15, 2012
Facebook friends I should unfriend
Sunday, June 3, 2012
Doorway Blockers
Some idiotic people, lots of them, in fact, will be casually moseying in a public place. A crowded place. They'll be following the flow of the crowd. And then they reach the doorway, and they stop. For no reason. And then they stand there and have a conversation. They could have that conversation anywhere, but the doorway is the best place. Because then the doorway blockers get to be rude and look at people like they're offending the blockers when they say excuse me and squeeze by!! Choose another space, please.
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
It’s not difficult
Today was the first day of end of grade testing…yay! That means hours of silence followed by keeping the kids occupied before it’s time to go home. I don’t mind the testing part because it’s peaceful and quiet, if also boring.
One of the students I was testing was wearing a shirt that read: “Its’ only Funny until someone gets hurt… then its’ hilarious!” [emphasis mine].
Let’s ignore the unnecessary capitalization of the word funny. Instead, let us focus on the misplaced apostrophe in the word it’s. A big pet peeve of mine is the confusion between the words it’s and its. To me, it’s not difficult. The former is a contraction of a pronoun and a verb, while the latter is a possessive adjective. But what this person had on their shirt was neither: its’. I don’t get it. I can understand people making a mistake when typing quickly. But making the same mistake twice suggests that the person who designed the shirt is an idiot and doesn’t get messages proofread before printing t-shirts. It also makes me wonder about the person who purchased the shirt for the boy.
Sunday, April 3, 2011
Hmm
Thursday, March 24, 2011
After you!
At that moment, two individuals, who I assume were parents, were coming from opposite directions and attempting to turn into the school. One needed to turn right and the other needed to turn left.
Both drivers gestured to the other, "after you!" with palm outstretched. Well isn't that polite! Neither man took up the offer, instead each gesturing to the other again. Haha! Still no one is moving. Ok, this is now obnoxious and idiotic. This false chivalry continues for 20 to 30 seconds. Finally the man who needed to take the left turn entered the parking lot, honking angrily as he passed by. I don't get it. Does that make him less chivalrous? Was his manhood injured by being the first to turn into the damn driveway? Was it better to keep stupidly holding up traffic? Now I just think both of them are assholes.
I don't know why I didn't honk.
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Testing brings out the best
The other day, one of the staff math teachers let me know that she recommended that I have a 'read aloud' group of students for the math section of the test (some students get their questions read aloud to them as an accommodation). She let me know it wasn't because she didn't like me and wanted me to have extra work, but instead because she knew I could read the middle school math expressions correctly. At first, I thought she was joking. She must have seen the look on my face because she explained, "No, really. I've had some non-math teachers read "x^2" as " 'x' two" instead of " 'x' to the second power." I didn't know reading exponents was such an upper level skill.
This afternoon, I found out that one of the teachers had students take the 1st quarter part of the test (we are in the 3rd quarter). Yes, all of the quarter tests share the same book, but each section and its page numbers is clearly labeled on the front of the book. Additionally, the script we were supposed to read to the students word for word clearly said "3rd Quarter" at least twice. So now that teacher has to hunt down those students and have them take the correct test. How could you mess that up if you read the script? Oh, I think just answered my own question.
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
Can't Help Myself...Sorry, More Facebook Statuses...
On Sunday, I noticed this status from a girl I know from middle school:
had a wonderful day with the boyfriend... church, wings for lunch, free tanning & some walking on the greenway!! :)
Okay, okay, I'm glad that she had a nice day, and it doesn't sound that bad.Fast forward to Wednesday's status: